out of contract glasgow beauty pageant winners available for work, openings, birthdays, ceremony etc

 

miss pure maple syrup

miss m74

miss plug socket

miss cathode ray tubeBUSY

miss peanut butter cups BUSY

miss prodan and sons extra strong bleach

miss black and decker

miss stannah stairliftsBUSY

miss datsun cherry

miss metal detector

miss ruffle bar

miss caramacBUSY

miss toilet duck

miss templetons carpet factory

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13 Responses to out of contract glasgow beauty pageant winners available for work, openings, birthdays, ceremony etc

  1. Do any of them do windows?

  2. mmm. no. sorry 6$ this isnt a slave auction. they dont do gladiatorial combat, they dont build pyramids and they dont do windows.
    they stand, they can also be taught to point. they smile a lot.
    fraid thats about it.
    if its a slave your after i'll be posting that list tomorrow.

  3. actually, we cant be picky in these tough economic times, ok they do windows. and gladiatorial combat.

  4. Well then I'll take Miss Peanut Butter Cups!

  5. Jando says:

    I quite like the idea of miss black and decker – she sounds useful, but in the end I think I'll go for miss caramac.

  6. Can they speak? Only I'd like miss stannah stairlifts to announce the impending redundancies at my workplace. She can do it over the tannoy if she's shy.

  7. miss stannah stairlifts will happily do that. she has braces and slight trouble with B's and S's. but she can speak and read out loud.
    ill pencil her in.

  8. navelgazer says:

    seems to me a few of these ladies, given the proper entrepreneurial spirit, might go into business together– miss prodan and sons extra strong bleach and miss toilet duck for instance. and I'm not 1005 sure about plug sockets or ruffle bars, but I detect some sort of hardware-automotive-mad-scientist venture in the offing. go girls!

  9. oh look. 1005. was that deliberate?
    i think youve blundered on a new internet trend there. let it be known, it started here and navelgazer started it.
    instead of 100% we're now all writing 1005.
    that'll further confuse the computer illiterate.

  10. dewitte says:

    OH – is Miss Cathode Ray Tube still available?

  11. its your lucky day. due to an unopened hospital burning down she is suddenly available. sold!

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