im not much of a reader.
a lot of people think thats shocking that you dont read books. they react to it like you kill kittens. also ive only just watched to kill a mockingbird. ive never read the book. im not going to read the book. im 31. if i was going to read all these books i should really have got started 25 years ago. its too late now. so leave me alone. i have also not read of mice and men. im not going to read it. cant be arsed. i have also not read animal farm. i am not going to . cant be arsed. havent read the great gatsby. cannot be fucking arsed. im watching tom and jerry. leave me be. i can tell all you high falutin bookworms are aghast right now. well tough. i aint readin them. you read them. im not readin them. i can get through life without readin them. i wont be any worse off. still reeling?
i have not read death of a salesman!
take that. get over it. i will never read it. i will get through life missing all the references to it and to lines in it. i want you all to come clean and be honest. use the space below to admit you havent read any of these books either. these literary staples youve done without. perhaps add something else you havent read that everybody expects you to. 1984, gone with the wind. come on. lets join together. throw our ignorance in these bookworms faces. revolt! damn you! also im illiterate. i cant write my own name. whos with me?! also i cant tell the time. whos with me?! also im not toilet trained. who else isnt toilet trained? huh? dont let them judge you. be happy in your own filth. use this space to tell everybody what you aint read!. what you cant do. get it off your chest. let them naysayers judge. who cares what they think?