Monthly Archives: March 2009

the amazing rare book.

it was published in 1903.  only one was ever published.  a one and only first and last edition.  it was never sold, but given freely with instruction that it not be resold, but be given on completion of reading to … Continue reading

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what caint yu doo?

im not much of a reader.  a lot of people think thats shocking that you dont read books. they react to it like you kill kittens. also ive only just watched to kill a mockingbird. ive never read the book. … Continue reading

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notices

Malter Youngfrum was pierced from head to navel when his chandelier loosened itself and fell. He leaves behind his dog and collection of buckled trombones / oversized scissors. Funeral Thursday. All welcome. Jared Redburn was eaten by bedbugs after falling … Continue reading

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unhappy company of navarone customers

after i bought these i loved them. and to my disgust when i went to wear them for the SECOND time the bottom of one boot was half hanging off! badly made and very dissapointing!!!!!!!!!!!! The bra arrived promptly, but … Continue reading

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Eliza Brook. flagstone curler.

eliza brook was extremely ugly.  upon entering any room, wallpaper would immediately fall from the walls.  not only this.  flagstones would curl up at the edges upon the sight of her noggin.  she was not a monster.  it was just … Continue reading

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The angelic list of Alison Ringbaum

saintly sibling of a fiend at age 7 and ¾ , upon reading of the determined 47 ronin she tied her pigtails together underneath her chin and sat cross legged and stern faced on the ground in quiet contemplation. She … Continue reading

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dog track

glasgow dog track. barely still functioning, it attracts people entirely nonchalant or entirely desperate. they intermingle here, these two groups. somehow content in each others company.  often there is a mist in the air. the type that gathers around fields … Continue reading

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