'never wash your dirty laundry in public'.
this is not something subscribed to by laundry owners. they are all for washing your dirty laundry in public. those fucking bastards. what does that say about a people who want you to wash your dirty laundry in public? they want to hear about you having affairs, shitting in the sink, killing that postman. there is a great sickness there — in getting thrilled by other peoples worries.
stay away from laundry workers. thats my advice.
plus they know how to get blood and egg stains out of clothes. you can never really trust a person who can get blood and egg stains out of clothing. you would always be thinking 'this bum could take me for an egg sandwich, do me in, and thered be zero evidence'.
no the laundry worker is too fickle for friendship or love. it is in their programming. to them, human life is just a stain making machine which must be removed. let me tell you about the far reaching power of the laundry owner. dont you find it strange that we can put louis armstrong on the moon but we cant make all fabrics 'tumble dryable?' dont you find it strange that we still have to iron shit. that clothes dont come out the dryer crinkle free. this is because the laundry mafia have got the whole clothing industry in their back pocket.