creep factor 5

i was trying to get to creep factor 10 but we just dont have the powr captain. a navarone goody bag to the person who can identify that impression. i have inserted one of those maps that i can see where you all live. its red and flashes with a little yellow dot where you are. i think its important i keep tabs on you all. i think you should all send me your receipts from now on as well, as i need to know what stuff youre buying, and what youre eating. ive got guys going through your garbage cans right now, but i think its healthier for my staff if you just mail the receipts.

its a pity its got a little white background. it kinda messes with my all black evil lair ive got here. still never mind.

also its kinda depressing cos its just flashing with my own little yellow dot.

the baddies. they dont tell you about that in the james bond films. the nights spent alone. staring at your little yellow dot on your control panel. theres always inadequate heating in these lairs as well. sure theyre ok in the summer, but all that cold stonework and metallic surfaces. brrrr. but what can you do. furry lairs dont go down well .

im going to cut and paste some of the stuff on the website of the little map. i think it will get us close to creep factor 10, here it is:

'Want to know who's on your site and where they came from, in real time?

Not only do we tell you the number of people online, but we also show you the pages people are reading and where in the world they're coming from. Need historical data too? We do that for you automatically.'

also i seen this on the wikipedia page for bonanza. im not sure whether its creepy or what it is but its somethin:

A recurring situation  was that every time one of the Cartwrights became seriously involved with a woman, she died from a malady, was slain, or left with someone else. As with all hit programs, disturbing a successful formula could be a major blunder.

In 1968, Dan Blocker began wearing a toupee on the series as he was approaching forty and losing hair. He joined the ranks of his fellow co-stars Pernell Roberts and Lorne Greene, both of whom began the series with hairpieces (Greene wore his modest frontal piece in private life too, whereas Roberts preferred not wearing his, even to rehearsals). Michael Landon was the only original cast member to be wig-free throughout the series, as even Victor Sen Yung's Hop Sing wore an attached queue (pony tail).

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19 Responses to creep factor 5

  1. AmyH says:

    AACK! Is that my little yellow dot going all blinky blinky? That IS creepy!
    What kind of receipts do you need? Food? Gas? Magazine subscription confirmations?

  2. Jamie says:

    Here's another dot for you..we're on the east coast of the USA

  3. SweetMisery says:

    the impression came from Star Trek. Capitan to Scotty

  4. yeh its creepin me out too much. ill get rid of it in an hour or so.
    hey you two are both on the same height line thingy.
    we need a geography student on here to tell us what those horizontal line thingys are called.

  5. SweetMisery says:

    yikes couldn't figure out how to put a yellow dot on.

  6. hey all three of you are on the same line thingy. im higher up. look.
    that means im better than you.
    its on the map. it must be true.

  7. oh theres somebody over the other side, their kinda high up. but im still tops. youre gonnae need somebody in alaska or siberia to beat me.

  8. AmyH says:

    You've got a Canuck spying on you.
    Show yourself, Canadian spy!
    I'm actually down further than the other two. Rock bottom, baby.

  9. i went on one of these on another website and i could see where i was cos nobody comes from glasgow, anyway you could zoom right in on it, like right down to street level, it was kinda like google maps. anyway the thing had me placed to within one street of my house! how is that even possible through a simple widgit???? that just seems kinda wrong.
    but cool in that 'enemy of the state' way

  10. speak up canadian! we have ways of making you talk! my fascist little website will hunt you down!
    amy you could get on your bike and be above those two in 3 or 4 hours, c'mon! no pain no gain!
    its a status symbol. are you gonnae let those two be higher than you on the little red map????? huh?? are you???

  11. AmyH says:

    I'm gonna play it cool, hang back a little bit down here by myself. I'm not much for crowds.
    But when they relax their guards, I'll shoot right by them on my trusty bicycle.

  12. if we get a lot more people and some dudes on boats i think we can spell out a dirty word in yellow dots that we can see from space.
    actually sometimes it malfunctions and my dot doesnt even show up. thats what the james bond baddies dont tell you either , all the software glitches with your little empire.
    i bet the death star was just a mess the first 6 months.

  13. San Francisco broke the map. 😦

  14. im gonnae ditch it anyway.
    although i kinda like it.
    what a quandry.

  15. 11.45 here.
    goodnight all.

  16. actually i forgot to say. i go to spain tomorrow. c u all monday. dont rob my house.

  17. Jando says:

    Longitude, dude – or latitude.
    I did geography A level.
    Can I have a prize?

  18. no jando. the prize was all our newfound respect at your geography knowledge.

  19. Jando says:

    Those two years were worth it then.

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