2 horns as standard

i'm thinking cars should come with two horns. one horn should be a chuckly ha ha ha la dee dee hoo hi ho! kind of a horn and the other should be a garrrr gaa gaa rrr rr parp parp kind of a horn, cos sometimes you want happy horn and sometimes you want angry horn. so thats it. ive decided. all cars now have two horns. get on it.

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8 Responses to 2 horns as standard

  1. AmyH says:

    This a great money maker for you. Why don't you buy a horn company and market this idea to us as something we can't possibly live without anymore?
    Paul's Horn-A-Rama.

  2. Belladonna says:

    Why not a horn that just blares 'HORN' when you press it?

  3. My car has a different option. When I need the ha ha ha la dee dee hoo hi ho type of thing I put on a goofy face and wave when I lean on the beep. When I need the garrrr gaa gaa rrr rr parp parp I simply lean on the beep with one hand and flip the bird with the other.

  4. hey yeh! this is good. hey! hey! maybe we could have 3 horns! 3! 3!
    no. fuk. i ruined it.
    went too far.
    shit.

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