i own the birds {some bad language follows}

i have decided mr mcmaster

that you're a fucking bastart

and i have decided you should die

cos the state wont jail you up and watch you fry

 

the crime with which you're charged

is the most heinous in the land

you sat on my seat

and fed my birds

in queens park by the old band stand

 

chorus:

these birds are mine you old mad bam

these birds are fucking mine

sure you're feeding them right now old man

but you're running out of time

these birds are mine you old mad bam

these birds are fucking mine

sure keep feeding them right now old man

but you're running out of time

 

little susie, bob the dove, pigeons ed and joe

waken up you backstabbin bastarts

this old shit has got to go

mr crow dont eat that seed

it upsets your gentle tummy

i got your favourite in my bag

m&m's now aint that yummy

 

my god mcmaster, you nazi bastart

you've turned them all against me

my squirrels and my feathered friends

have deserted queen and country

you've brainwashed them

and they've sold their souls

for some pan bread and some mouldy loaf

but i wont rest until your dead

you black hearted fascist nazi oaf.

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6 Responses to i own the birds {some bad language follows}

  1. Lauri says:

    You really are gifted, you do know that, don't you?

  2. Jamie says:

    That's got gold record written all over it!

  3. cha0tic says:

    Gifted.Is that another way of saying 'Special'?;)

  4. Lauri says:

    Oh, of course, ….but the good kind of "special" ;D

  5. navelgazer says:

    holy shit, you mad genius bastard.

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