readers should note that whilst the advertising department were drawing up this latest set of offers the 'g' key broke and so was replaced with a number '9', the closest pictorial substitute. we realise that some of the more elderly readers may find difficulty adapting to this strange new world, but we ask that you bear with us in this difficult time and hope that any distress caused is outweighed by the real glee which the offers available here can bring into your sad, wretched lives.
we would also like to say that normal service has now been resumed and that the maintenance department on level 4 has fixed the broken apparatus. we have therefore stepped back from defcon 2 towards defcon 3.
this has been a public service announcement by the blog of navarone.