Monthly Archives: August 2007

glasgow reopens wishing-wells. city rejoices.

after a ten-year ban glasgow has reopened its wishing wells and fountains. the city has put in place several clauses so as to allow for safe wishing.  too many kids were wishing for machine guns and grenades. the straw that … Continue reading

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28 day return policy

the local pet store was doing a special offer on dogs. buy 2 dobermans get 3rd free. i had went looking for a couple of dobermans because i thought i would look good flanked by 2. but a 3rd wheel? … Continue reading

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a riot diverted

    Fowlworks last night was the end of the glasgow tranquility festival. a shameless government sponsored festival designed to pacify the population. a firework display had been planned but at the last minute was called off. my cousin (a keen amateur … Continue reading

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the smell contraption

i love trips to the hospital. the sites, the smells. the colours. i often pop in to see old people unannounced. strangers. they are always glad of company since nobody likes to be in hospitals. many are either so  drugged … Continue reading

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a look inside paulrovia

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