ignore the giant hole. in fact let it get bigger it doesnt matter. the real problem is the ice caps melting so we're all under water.
so what we need to do is built a giant freezer. and then we need to plug it in and freeze the sea water into huge man made icebergs faster than the icebergs are melting. i think we need a freezer about half the size of africa.
okay so lets get organised. no point pissin about.
america- you build the giant plug and the fridge magnets.
britain- you build the ice cube tray
japan- you make the gubbins that'll make it all work.
okay people youv got your jobs. go to it.