Monthly Archives: June 2007

mrs klaussmans horoscopes for july.

Aquarius   Whilst at a childs birthday party the clown will approach you and try to sell you pirate dvds. He will insist that 101 dalmations is a good copy with quality sound. But it will not be. Resist the … Continue reading

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South Glasgow Electricity Playchute and Substation

designed in 1946 the ingenious steel playchute stood 60ft high and sloped to the southwest for over 100ft. a collossus amongst playchutes, the chute had the main function of supplying electricity to factories in the area. 8 young children were … Continue reading

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the playground barter system. a beginners guide.

the playground barter system is a rough guide for children starting school to inform them of what is a fair swap. the system consists of a series of tables comparing treats. e.g. 1 gummi bear  =  6 quavers 2 sherbet saucers  … Continue reading

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pen pals

dear paul i hope this letter finds you in less churlish a mood than your last correspondance. as i have repeatedly noted you still have not included a picture of yourself whereas i have given you that charming picture of … Continue reading

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judgement cloud

so iv floated up to heaven. theres a big beardy guy. looks a bit like lebowski. hes wearing a white bathrobe. white slippers. he has an ethereal glow. hes wearing thick black rimmed spectacles. hes eating a curly wurly. hes leaning … Continue reading

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cluedo. glasgow edition

my girlfriend likes to play boardgames. last night we were playing cluedo. the glasgow edition. the board is much smaller due to poor quality glasgow housing. there are only two murder locations. the combined kitchen/bedroom/living room and the outside toilet. … Continue reading

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time travel solved…………..sort of

i invented a time machine today. still ironing out a few glitches. first of all i can only go back in time not forwards. and also i can only go back a minute and a half and it takes two … Continue reading

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