you will need:
cheap white bread.
wash the lettuce. then dry it but not too much. you still want it a bit wet. now put that to the side till we prepare the rest.
butter the bread. you'll be wanting a lot of butter. more than that. thats it thats plenty. now put the lettuce on the bread and sprinkle sugar on the wet lettuce. about a tablespoons worth. oh what the heck. do two tablespoons worth.
now put the other bread on top and scrunch it down with your hand. now try it. go on dont be scared its nice.
mmmm thats nice isnt it? perfect for hot summer days.