i arrived at the gate at a quarter to three
right where the ticket had told us to be
after some sighs and a bang on the gate
McCutcheon appeared (he was 12 minutes late)
'i am the Marvellous Morgan McCutcheon'
he then removed with his finger a nasal obstruction
with the stance of a teapot -(one arm to the sky)-
he -FLICKED!- the obstruction and just missed some lads eye.
'ladies and gentlemen, boils and giggles
do not be alarmed if my facial hair wriggles
my sideburns, my goatee, my manly moustache..
are in fact earthworms with brown wool attached.'
with the stance of a teapot-(one hand to his ear)-
a drum then a cymbal was followed by cheer
and with a tip of his hat and a stroke of his beard
he beckoned us into from where he'd appeared…….