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A couple of weeks after I accidentally killed my family's housecat, my brother bought a book that featured 101 ways to use a dead cat. My mother gave him such a look, and hid the book under the windowseat.
101 ways? really? man thats a lot.
1. draught excluder
2. davy crocket hat
3. teapot cosy
4. mop
5. paperweight
6. pencil holder.
7. blackboard duster
8. ….um…nope… cant think of any more…
can i ask how you killed your family's cat?
Accidentally. My family was coming home from celebrating my older sister's birthday at Swiss Chalet, and I spooked him into running onto the street. He was hit by a car. My siblings held it against me for ages.
Oh.