some kid found the last brown ticket inside mr morgan mccutcheons meat products, so he'll be joining the other 5 lucky bastards for a tour round his secretive glasgow factory. all month iv bought nothing but meat cake, meat bars, meat milk, meat fruit. hoping to find that ticket. dammit. grandpa joe says no one ever goes in but horses…….and no one ever comes out but cake. but hes senile so what the fuck would he know.