Monthly Archives: March 2007

Last Brown Ticket is Found!

DAMMIT! some kid found the last brown ticket inside mr morgan mccutcheons meat products, so he'll be joining the other 5 lucky bastards for a tour round his secretive glasgow factory. all month iv bought nothing but meat cake, meat … Continue reading

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The Raleigh Silver Shadow

in the early eighties after primary school i would go to my favourite auntie and wait there till my dad finished at the steelworks at 8 o clock and would come and pick me up. auntie jean had a bicycle in her hall … Continue reading

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tenement living

Tenement living the girl next door is a paranoid nut. she has rearranged her furniture and is panicked because her couch has lined up with marks in the wall and and her table lines up with dents in the floor from … Continue reading

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100Yr Glasgow Disaster Anniversary

today marks the anniversary of the disaster at the GLASGOW SHERBET MUNICIPAL WORKS – one of the leading producers of sherbet in the world. disaster struck in march 1907 when young Bert Flodden – a boy on a 3yr sherbet … Continue reading

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dead bloggers society

i figure that out of all the people that havent posted in 6 months, most will just have got fed up with vox and found something interesting to do with their lives- but some- will have posted as normal and … Continue reading

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mother was a freedom fighter

My mum is depressed. She wishes she had the reflexes of the days when she was a freedom fighter. Instantly she could decide to kill or to run or to curl down and quake or to rob a dead foe. … Continue reading

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Darth Paul and the Girl Guide Troopers

me and my posse have been systematically hunting down and destroying leprechauns. when we get one we use a probe to determine the whereabouts of the rebels gold. the gold further funds our search for more leprechauns. when we find … Continue reading

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