Monthly Archives: February 2007

mr Malone

My best and worst teacher was mr malone. I thought he was great but everybody else was shit scared of him. we were 10. He was definitely unhinged. Years of teaching kids will do that to a person though. he … Continue reading

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the old lady next door

i was around eight and the old lady who lived next door-she urged me to come over into her garden.she produced a large hacksaw and we set about sawing a forked portion of branch from one of her fruit trees. … Continue reading

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the Wasps strike back.

I was about 9 and I fell asleep with the light on in my room. I woke up when I felt something crawling on my neck. I moved and got stung on the neck. Half asleep I looked around the … Continue reading

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Wasp Wars

there was a wasps nest at the bottom of the garden in a pile of old grass cuttings against the wall. dad had decided to kill them because they were wasps and not bees which he liked. he poured petrol … Continue reading

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dich soll doch der blitz bein scheisse treffen

ein geshauter teufel ist besser als ein dummer engel she burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, she kills people that owe her money. And like that shes gone. Underground. No one has ever … Continue reading

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doctor wolfgang von schuelers brain therapy

    Organ grinder monkey vith such hectic schedules it is important to give our brain a break and reboot.   Start vith 4 imaginary things: 1.dancing organ grinder monkey 2.cylindrical wooden log 3.body of water 4.motion of log   … Continue reading

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intermission –lets all go to the lobby–

watch fingers. giant mantraps-made to wrong scale due to manufacturing boo boo. Virtually useless for landowners in the fight against poaching due to inability to hide.Wonderful however as a conversation piece or industrial paperweight. available in the foyer Read and … Continue reading

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