its a con.

yesterday i cut my toenails. with childish glee i collected them and placed them under my pillow and awaited the late night arrival of the toenail fairy with a monetary reward. that uptight cow. not only had she not left any money under the pillow, the bitch had scratched the shit out of my face.

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