if theres one thing tv has taught me its never turn your back on the swiss. do you know that out of all the james bond baddies a greater proportion of them are swiss than any other nationality? and so i make a point of keeping -front on- to any swiss i come across- for example i was out shooting stray dogs the other day- and i dont often like to shoot dog- for two reasons. 1 is that i liked lassie as a boy and the other is that u dont get a lot of meat on a dog believe it or not – very little forequarter or flank.
but anyway i was shooting these dogs and the guy in charge of the kennels -that sneaky wee worm- he sneaked up on me from behind and knocked me out cold.
£10 says that guy was swiss