Monthly Archives: January 2007

squirrel magnet.

i dont know what the hell it is about squirrels-but where some people have an affinity with dogs or maybe children or women- i seem to attract squirrels- i dont know what it is, maybe its my proximity to the … Continue reading

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its a con.

yesterday i cut my toenails. with childish glee i collected them and placed them under my pillow and awaited the late night arrival of the toenail fairy with a monetary reward. that uptight cow. not only had she not left … Continue reading

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the amazing little toaster

well its a funny thing but on a weekday i very often like to eat toast, and i was making toast this very tuesday and the little toaster jammed and burnt my toast-and well, i just snapped. one moment i … Continue reading

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the beauty of nature

i was out in the park and i came across 2 squirrels -grey ones- not a care in the world – they frollicked and bounced on the grass in that funny wiggly wobbly motion in which squirrels move -beautiful- and … Continue reading

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paper targets

i am an excellent marksman. i go to the Glasgow Municipal Shooting Range regularly and keep my targets for mum. she hangs them on the fridge. "look what paul has done" she says to the neighbours. "isnt he clever". however … Continue reading

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the cheesecake made you greedy.

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urban hunting

if theres one thing tv has taught me its never turn your back on the swiss. do you know that out of all the james bond baddies a greater proportion of them are swiss than any other nationality? and so … Continue reading

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